I mean, it must be! When we first moved here I knew that modesty was not at the forefront of a regular Easterner's mind. In a week and a half I'm driving along and on three separate occasions I see three men standing on the side of the road just...just... Well, let's just say there aren't a plethora of restrooms around here. Vending machines, yes. Bathrooms, no.
But why, when you have these......would you not answer nature's call at the nearest one? It's in McDonald's for heaven's *sake!
(*Sake - not to be confused with the aforementioned sake [sock aye] in previous blog.)
I mean, c'mon...heated seats? A button you can push to make a flushing sound when you're not even flushing. A bidet? A spray button? A VOLUME button? Why doesn't every household have one of these? Before we leave I'm going to ship a couple of these back for *posterity's sake.
*Posterity - not to be confused with "posterior". Could potentially be misleading.
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Snakes and toilets...your blogs are way more interesting then mine. So far I can't even muster the energy to blog about Jillian's bad choice of men on The bachelorette.
want some funny reading go to stufffchristianslike.blogspot.com. (yes-3 F's in stuff) it's satire in the best way!
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